The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Michael Gallagher: Even though I’ve gone bald I still have the same comb I’ve had for 20 years… I just can’t part with it. With jokes about Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, and more, this book has something for everyone. I've always been dubious of that because of the hours it would take just to do the driving, never mind spend any time on the ground recording or playing a show. A lot has been made, especially on social media, of some of the songs a section of the Newcastle support were singing at Anfield on Saturday. We stayed at the Hampton Inn and Suites which is across from the rail station and the tram line from the airport.

The job centre guy sorts through his files and replies, ‘Ah yes, I've had quite a few enquiries about this one; the job involves you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist – you have to help them out of . So the waiter goes to the kitchen and after asking for a chicken from Suffolk the chef looks at him with a strange face. A Sunderland fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Magpies supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Newcastle United jersey. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. I even read on twitter a few Liverpool fans complaining that we came up with the Steven Gerrard “slipped on his arse” song… I mean, so what if we did?You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

Geordie went to the Doctors with a sore bottom and the Doctor suggested that he get his wife to insert a suppository every night ! Phil McGrath: “A couple of lads were in the park playing football when a Rottweiler jumped up and grabbed one of them by the throat. Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country.

Read more about the condition New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. My late husband was foreign minister of Nigeria, and on his death he deposited USD15,000,000 in a bank account. As the season dragged, McClaren hauled the creativity out of Wijnaldum, the fire out of Colback, the skill out of Mitrovic, the guts out of the team. But it doesn't mean we can't tell some jokes about the city, its rivalry with Sunderland and the football team, can it?

When his mate met him at the airport in Africa after his holiday, he was wheeled off the plane with no legs !

For the record too, Newcastle fans have done so much for charity, especially in terms of the amazing work that goes on by NUFC FoodBank, and the fundraising, via Gallowgate Flags, that goes to the beneficiaries. It's not exactly a beautiful city, but there are some really impressive views along the Tyne with its succession of bridges at different levels. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.

An evil genie captured an Newcastle United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. He did not think the photo of himself on the nudist beach was appropriate … so he cut off the bottom half of himself ! When it came to his turn, the assistant started ringing the contents of his overloaded trolley into the till. The taxi driver, who sees hundreds of different people every day, smiles politely and replies "Maybe.If there is anything to complain about regarding songs at Anfield yesterday, it would be the complaint that I usually have at Anfield… the fact that there aren’t any songs! In short, for those of you that don’t know, although I’m sure you do, the songs are based on poverty in Liverpool. The man who has made absolutely certain we will stare relegation in the face until May, and why will almost certainly go down, is LEE CHARNLEY.

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